“Nice job” Those were the words I said to you 23 years ago when you debuted. Now, on the day of your final match, I say again…nice job. Hustle, loyalty, and respect is more than just a catch phrase. For 23 years you have lived by those words. Your passion for our business and

looking at my own notes in which I solved derivatives and integrations in my prime

“All due respect, you got no fuckin' idea what it's like to be Number One.”

Look who I ran into on the streets of San Francisco… Rich Freakin’ Gannon!

Barbers got too much money these days. They don’t wanna work unsociable hours no more. Do you expect me to take time off work to get a fucking trim you prick

4.

Pains me to say this but maybe we do need Patrick mahomes?

Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸 #Class

No one takes longer to e-sign a document than a client who harassed you all week with great urgency

When you find a mistake at work but it's also Friday:

BREAKING: The United States military is sending Geno Smith to the Middle East to help overthrow the Iranian regime

I’m hurt

It’s a bad feeling when your coworker gives you a must “ lock “ pick for March madness and it loses. The feeling of seeing them at the office is just horrible.

How u afraid to shoot ur shot but always swing with 3 bullets in ur ak

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

Good luck Goose. Retweet for gambling luck

Fuck the participation trophies, I want the win.

i will win i promise

Let's freaking go! We have selected Fernando Mendoza with the 1st overall pick. 📺 ESPN