Want to do something nice for a friend with cancer and don’t know what to do? Make them and their family dinner (something easy to reheat) and drop it off. Save you advice, anti-sugar diets, mushrooms, alkaline water and thoughts and prayers. Just yummy food. Thanks! #OncTwitter

Son had an assignment to create a new Constitutional amendment. The teachers were expecting a lot of silly responses. Instead, almost universally, kids submitted gun control Think the realization is setting in on what will happen when the school shooting generation takes power

Consider this…many people HONESTLY BELIEVE teachers have an ‘easy job, with short hours, summers off, with amazing benefits’ AND YET, in the past 6 years, states have had a record number of teachers leaving the profession with fewer prospects than ever. Think about that. 🤔😐

This is really good news- mRNA-1283 outperformed the first gen vaccine.

Vaccination reduced the risk of #LongCovid by ~40% in the entire population (5.4 million) of Norway thelancet.com/journals/lanre… and reduced cardiovascular and thrombotic events Nhung Trinh The Lancet Respiratory Medicine

Excellent list. I would add- by trying to maintain the appropriate separation of powers, and keep the federal gov't out of state/municipal issues, Biden is stuck in a damned-if-you-do/damned-if-you-dont situation.

The candidate on the left is driving you to the place you want to go, but much slower than you would like. The candidate on the right vows to drive into a brick wall at 240 MPH. There’s a third party candidate whose brain was eaten by worms. HOW TO CHOOSE?!

Gonna tell my kids this was the 2024 Republican National Convention.

Calling all White Dudes for Harris! We’re up next. Let’s do this, guys. See y’all on Monday! 💙 RSVP: bit.ly/whitedudesforh… #Kamala4President2024

Um Josh Gad you were incredible on the White Dudes for Harris call...... .....when are you going to run for something?

the fact that students routinely give worse ratings to “tougher” teachers while “tougher” teachers routinely improve student learning outcomes more is a good example of how the “customer knows best” aspect of capitalism isn’t universally applicable

Look at this fuckin' clown show with the comments off. Man, fuck you

A perfect metaphor for what the American people are going to do on November 5th. 🎯🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸

Biden had a rough 20 minutes in a single 9pm debate while fighting a cold and still carrying the full workload of the FUCKING US PRESIDENT and the media forced him out of the race. Trump literally can't remember who he's running against and they can't be assed to report on it.

*URGENT MESSAGE* This will be one of the most significant weather events to happen in the western portions of the area in the modern era. Record flooding is forecasted and has been compared to the floods of 1916 in the Asheville area.

Whaaaaaaat

Um, the reason there's a toxic component to masculinity is because of YOUR PARTY. You know, the one that embraces the adjudicated rapist and hung out with Jeffrey Epstein? The one who's in the news today for praising Hitler? Yeah, they actively recruit young men. Start there.

Likely plastinated then dissected, from a donor cadaver