Jorah is slowly becoming the sorriest sack of shit in Westeros.

I keep forgetting what Maegery Tyrell did wrong. Oh, right. Hungergames.

When I see this Loras guy, I just see that cheeky asshole on the Red Carpet saying everything is awesome. Man, what a liar. This sucks.

Stay strong, Tommen. I turned into an asshole when my balls dropped, too. #ballsdropped

Slip some wildfire in someone's drink, Olenna!

Asha, Osha, this is confusing. HBO should do something abotu this shit.

Ramsay is getting so fucking uncreative.

What do you mean more of the same, you were getting to the good part. You know nothing Jon Snowshit!

Danny's balls are bigger than any of the Khals there

Dragons, motherfucking assholes! Do not fuck with us!

Khaleesi needs to drink wildfire and go full dragon on some bitches

That's how we do it in the Freehold!

Don't get carried away Khaleesi, those guys had like a combined 50 IQ. You stay cool and burn the mothers out. Westeros ho! #combinediq

I'm really interested in the bond between Sansa and Snow though. #not

That shit just broke my tv!

bow down, dragonites! x.com/_Khaleesi/stat…

See you next week, fuckers! #FireAndBlood

I STAY SLAYING. #GameofThrones

#GameofThrones #GirlOnFire