I'm thinking of getting a tattoo of a baby cow on my calf. #mrbadjokes

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Old Hollywood bloopers are a thing of beauty.

"I'm not doing what I'm doing because I really want a Forward party member to necessarily be in that seat, I just want the system to work." I wish more people would take the time to listen and understand what he's trying to do. #ForwardParty #YangGang #Biden #MAGA

The purpose of the party is to promote ranked choice voting and open primaries. They won't run candidates in races without ranked choice voting -> No spoiler effect.

I've been pasting this as a reply to everyone who comments on anything in a way that suggests they don't understand the #ForwardParty #YangGang

If this tweet triggers you, check out Yang's book Forward. It lays out all the data on why your elected officials have zero incentives to listen to you.

The misconception that there is no sound in space originates because most space is a ~vacuum, providing no way for sound waves to travel. A galaxy cluster has so much gas that we've picked up actual sound. Here it's amplified, and mixed with other data, to hear a black hole!

Joe Biden Let's put more robots to work, switch to a 4-day week, and start issuing a monthly dividend to all Americans as our fair share of productivity growth. scottsantens.com/universal-basi…

Just massive kudos for the person who created this Halloween squirrel feeder

#TheMidnightClub 😑 Did the writers just get tired or something?

Saw your comic of the lady and her cat on IFunny, and decided to check out your work. Episode one of Episode 1 of #Love_Advice_from_the_Great_Duke_of_Hell. Had me laughing so hard 😂 Thanks, I needed that today 💜 webtoons.com/en/comedy/love… #WEBTOON

Got obscene student debt? Fuck you! We’re bailing out banks Having trouble feeding/clothing/keeping your kids in school? Fuck you! We’re bailing out banks Grocery bill is up 50%? Fuck you! We’re bailing out banks! Can’t afford healthcare? Fuck you! We’re bailing out banks #SVB

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Epic games explaining why everybody couldn’t get into the eminem fortnite event #FortniteBigBang

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