What's the best thing to do if your wife loses both of her legs? Lower the kitchen sink 🤪

My girlfriend is magical ✨️ #mrbadjokes #jokes #dadjokes #girlfriend #girlfriendjokes #darkhumour

Fresh Organic Vegetables! I feed them to the pigs to make healthy bacon 🥓

Dear people who send voice notes, fuck off! If I wanted to hear your voice, I would of rang you.

If you can think of a better fish pun then let minnow. #mrbadjokes

BE AWARE: Music 🎶 puns are no longer allowed. You will be band 🎹🎸🥁

I just spotted some ducks practicing their teenage girl face.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away… If you choke on it.

Some people pick their nose. I was born with mine

I think I'll join the gym just to take selfies

No jokes until I have my coffee 😬 #jokes #dadjokes #coffee

I got a picture of the Northern Lights last night 😁 #northernlights

You know what to do... tag those fuckers 😂 #turkeyteeth

Dear Foreigners, You have to let the Guinness settle before you take it. Yours sincerely All Bar Staff

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else. #jokes #badjokes #dadjokes #mrbadjokes

Never be afraid to cut someone off. - Electric Ireland

Pota-toes

I bet that McDonald's employee that ratted out Luigi Mangione is the same person that gives out the correct amount of ketchup as instructed by corporate and charges you 30c if you want more.

Billy Joel is accused of starting the L.A wildfires. Joel claims that he "did not start the fire, that they were always burning" #LosAngelesFires #wildfires #billyjoel #mrbadjokes Billy Joel

Should Tiktok have been banned? What are your thoughts?