
The Cherry Swamp 🍒
@thecherryswamp
DC-based satire news site
“Satirization without Representation”
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Lisa Amore
@lamore
Digital Media, Consumer Products / Tech & Lifestyle PR Maven who's also a Foodie, DC Sports Fan, Music Lover, Political Junkie, Fashionista and Italophile!
DC Scene
@dcscene
DC events, dining, arts, quirk & pandas via Sophia Barnes & Carissa DiMargo @NBCWashington. RTs ≠ endorsements, but this does: nbcwashington.com/newsletters
John Kelly
@johnkelly
Former Washington Post columnist (now Substackin'), rock and roll drummer, actual D.C. native. Also: can juggle.
AffordableHousingNow
@davidgreer10
Afordable Housing Comms Director. Featured in Peacock’s “Who Killed Robert Wone?” 3x26.2, 9x13.1, 2xRingCycle. Tweets are issues that spark my interest.
DCist
@dcist
The District's (unofficial) homepage, covering D.C.-area news, culture, and curiosities. Powered by @wamu885 Newsletter? donate.dcist.com/page/16363/sub…
Capital Weather Gang
@capitalweather
D.C.-area and worldwide weather news from the Washington Post | contact: [email protected]
BeyondDC
@beyonddc
Dan Malouff. Urbanism & transportation, WashDC. Planner, professor, longtime @GGWash. Cities can & must house vastly more people.
Capital Pride
@capitalpridedc
Capital Pride Alliance produces the Pride Celebration in the Nation’s Capital & events throughout the year. #TotallyRadical
Joseph Lamour 🇭🇹🏳️🌈
@lamour
Award-winning Food Reporter @TODAYshow. @RISD alum, Musician. Seen in: @Mic @BonAppetit @LonnyMag @Kitchn @MTVnews @Racialicious. I made @SethMeyers laugh once.
Maura
@maurajudkis

Jordan Pascale
@jwpascale
Former reporter, Nebraskan in D.C., Husker 🏈🏀 ATL ⚾ Always curious!
DC Public Library
@dcpl
Welcome to Twitter! We love being your library!
Metro Forward
@wmata
Official feed of Metro. Monitored 7a-8p, Mon-Fri & 8a-8p, Sat-Sun. Report emergencies to Ⓜ️Police (202) 962-2121. Service info @metrorailinfo & @metrobusinfo
Alex Palombo
@alexpalombo
Bubbly, bittersweet & refreshing, like a good G&T | Union member & staffer | DTDC instructor | Karaoke belter | Foul language enthusiast | Delawarean | She/Her
Just For Laughs
@justforlaughs
The host of the world’s largest comedy festival is now serving up hot comedy, spicy clips, and fresh digital originals.
Lex Vaughn
@alexavaughn
Founder & Editor of @TheNeedling, Seattle's Only Real Fake News. Pulitzer Prize-winning real real news reporter. @4culture 2024 Arc Artist Fellow
Sketchworks Comedy
@sketchworks
Sketchworks is a sketch #comedy company in #Atlanta. Live shows, films, and classes on writing and acting. Our next live show runs April 18-19-24-25-27.
Eleanor #DCStatehood Holmes Norton
@eleanornorton
Member of Congress, representing the District of Columbia.
PoPville
@popville
Chronicling the happenings in Washington D.C.’s neighborhoods since 2006. Founder: Dan Silverman [email protected]
Turtle Titans ☕️
@isaiahheaden
#TitanUp and sketch comedy and board games. 🐢Tax the billionaires.
Trevor Noah
@trevornoah
Comedian from South Africa. I was in the crowd when Rafiki held Simba over the edge of the cliff, like an African Michael Jackson.
Alexandra Petri
@petridishes
Blogs & columns for @WashingtonPost. No pun is beneath me. AP’s US HISTORY out now! bit.ly/3wR2BCR
Brianne K. Nadeau
@brianneknadeau
DC Councilmember, Ward 1. Advocate for affordable housing, stronger education and government transparency. Now also at brianneknadeau.bsky.social
Stephanie Levy
@stephanie_levy

Eddy
@esweendog85
USAF | Truman Defense Council | Atlantik-Brücke Young Leader | Lover of Korean food | LGBT | Gamer | Patriots Fan | Masshole | Dog Lover 🏳️🌈 | He/Him 📱
Martin Austermuhle
@maustermuhle
Wandering reporter & editor. You can find me at the same username over at 🦋. Signal username: maustermuhle.09
Jus Kap
@jus_kap
Humor writer. EIC of @bahstonaccent. relatable words in @mcsweeneys @harddrivemag @realpunknews @slackjawhumor🏳️🌈 (he/him) opinions my own
i’m @davejorgenson on bluesky (not @jdvance)
@davejorgenson
My dad likes my tweets | [email protected]
Taylor Lorenz
@taylorlorenz
Technology and online culture journalist and content creator. Subscribe to my newsletter @usermagazine. Free speech enthusiast
Priyanka Tilve
@ptilve
Senior Executive Producer, @citycast_dc | Former @AJTheTake, @AJEnglish, @btbubblepodcast | RTs ≠ endorsements | she/her my practicality permeates everything
Council of DC
@councilofdc
We’re the District’s legislature, responsible for crafting laws. On social media, our goal is to engage with residents in an informative and conversational way.
damn i wish i was your lawyer
@bermanmatt
Holding on to the Oxford comma. #BLM | bokononist
Kasha Patel
@kashapatel
Not the FBI director | Journalist @capitalweather @washingtonpost | Founder of @DCScienceComedy
@DCHomos
@dchomos
News, noise, food, sports, art, charity, fashion, TV, film, happy things, all things LGBTQ DC. 2x Best Local Twitter Feed, Best of Gay DC. Latinx Indigenous
Ethan Heyman
@ethanheymannn

Julia Louis-Dreyfus
@officialjld
Find me on Instagram, Threads, TikTok and my podcast, Wiser Than Me.
Boundary Stones
@boundarystones
Spotlighting local history in Washington, D.C., suburban Maryland and northern Virginia. Service of @wetatvfm
Mayor Muriel Bowser
@mayorbowser
Official account of the Mayor of Washington, DC. Together, let's work to give every Washingtonian a #FairShot.
Reductress
@reductress
The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: linkin.bio/reductress
james folta
@jamesfolta
I'm on bluesky now funny writer, @lithub and others funny editor, @pointsincase he/him
Capitol Hill Books
@chbooksdc
bsky.app/profile/capito… bookshop.org/shop/chb
Megan Rivers
@megmrivers
Morning Anchor at WBAL. Emmy Award Winning Reporter. Links/RT’s aren’t endorsements. Story ideas, email: [email protected] #DST #Christian
Last Week Tonight
@lastweektonight
Breaking news on a weekly basis. #LastWeekTonight with John Oliver (@iamjohnoliver) Sundays at 11PM on @HBO.
Eat DC
@eat_dc
Food news and mini reviews. Looking high and low for delicious eats. Contact: [email protected] Decent pictures of carbs: instagram.com/eat_dc_insta/
Julia Karron
@jkitsjulia
Makin' @citycast_dc. ⏪⏪ @wondery @buzzfeed @wamu885. 👩🎓 @mtholyoke+@merrillcollege. Peach tea aficionado. Beer league hockey scrub
emma choi
@emmaeunjoo
vibe curator of @waitwait
Washingtonian Problems
@washprobs
Memes, News, & Community. Buy your Wash Probs merch below!
anthony musa
@anthonydmusa
🇺🇸🇦🇫🇲🇽✡️🏳️🌈🌵☀️personal account
Chris Vazquez
@bychrisvazquez
I tweet about comics and the news. Audience engagement @marshallproj. Formerly: @washingtonpost TikTok person. He/they 🇨🇺
DC Science Comedy
@dcsciencecomedy
😄Retweeting science humor | 👩🏾🎤Produces #ScienceComedy shows | 🔗Email list for shows: eepurl.com/brwpe1 | Inquires to @KashaPatel
The Broadway Beat
@bwaybeatnews
Satirical Broadway News for Real Broadway Newsies 🎭
51 for 51
@51for51
51 votes to make the 51st state. Let's grant #DCStatehood and give the 700k+ mostly Black and Brown residents of D.C. the representation they deserve.
The Boston Accent
@bahstonaccent
𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙’𝙨 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙘𝙚 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙉𝙚𝙬𝙨
NEWS FROM THE CONCRETE
@nftc_news
Independent Reporter Covering Major Police, Fire and EMS News in the National Capital Region. venmo.com/TheNewsGuy41 cash.app/$BoogyCash
Overheard District
@overheardwdc
Overheards ≠ endorsements • Follow on Instagram (@overhearddistrict) • Use the link/DM for submissions
Jim Tatalias
@jimtatalias
@BrickPenguin person! also @tnyshouts @mcsweeneys "I've never seen a presentation so confident verbally with such awkward body language"-professional feedback
carmella
@carmellaboykin
i make tiktoks at the @washingtonpost | 📩 [email protected]
The Squeaky Wheel
@thesqkywheel
Satire by Disabled People for Disabled People ♿️ Be Proud. Be Disabled. Be Squeaky.
Brian Schwalb
@brianfordc
Lawyer, father, and DC Attorney General. Fair Elections candidate | Please follow @DCAttorneyGen to stay current on the work our office is doing for Washington
City Cast DC
@citycast_dc
We’re the daily local news source that helps you feel more connected to Washington DC 🌸.
Guido Reichstadter
@guidoreichstad1
Civil Resistance to win abortion rights begins now. Your loved one's life & children's future is at stake: don't fail them. Sign up: RiseUp4AbortionRights.org
Car Problems
@carproblems3
Trying to get DC Government to enforce traffic laws.
Dan Snyder’s Yacht
@dansnydersyacht
Commanders fan who Tracked Dan Snyder’s yacht when he was dodging a congressional subpoena. JMU Sports!
dairy blossom queen 🐮🌸
@dblossomqueen
where restaurant week is every week • I (D)C food & I eat it • writer for @thecherryswamp
PJ
@pjjonestweets
Real Life Josie Gross-y
Archive: AG Karl A. Racine
@agkarlracine
Archived official account for former DC Attorney General Karl Racine. For news and updates, follow @DCAttorneyGen.
The Outrage
@its_the_outrage
Your hub for activism — community, events, fashion, calls to action, and more.
Stand-Ups for DC!
@standupsfordc
Advocating for voting rights for the nation's capital with the help of stand-up comics and everyone else willing to 'stand-up' for DC Statehood.
The Needling
@theneedling
Seattle's Only Real Fake News (Satire/Parody) Have a hot headline tip? Send it to [email protected]