Did you know it doesn’t matter how you throw your vans they will land facing up

If you say "#InternationalWomensDay" in the mirror three times a guy in a Superdry tee will appear behind you and ask you when International Men's Day is

Not good enough.

DIDO FACT OF THE DAY: Her real name is Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong. I'm now on a google stalk so deep I may never return. You fault JOEL GOLBY STAN ACCOUNT theguardian.com/music/2019/mar…

Trying to get your drunk friend into an Uber

okay I have a new Brexit idea: we collectively shut the fuck up about it for exactly one (1) year, then MPs get one day to decide what to do with it and we lock them inside Parliament for the 24 hours

Forget about the current generation of politicians fucking up the country with their never-ending Brexit negotiations. These are the people we believe will be running the UK in the very near future. 🇬🇧

whenever a man doesn’t reply to my messages it’s because he, very sadly, has died. i’ve lost a lot of guys to this, and though it does get easier, you never really get used to it. but you move on and you find new guys, because it’s what they’d have wanted. r in p to them all xoxo

#ThreeLionesses

Saturday Night Fever 🕺🏽 OTHER STAGE 8.45pm @GlastoFest

TheLondon Borough of Tower Hamlets: Allow Printers & Stationers to serve alcohol outside - Sign the Petition! chng.it/K9GPhL48 via Change.org UK

I wish people would stop referring to “Boris” like he’s some cuddly fun character. They should refer to him by his full name; “That Wanker Boris Johnson”.

clients when you present an idea as your favorite: x.com/kathrynw5/stat…

ME: hello CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FILM: good evening. or salutations. or perhaps it's almost goodnight, i'm sorry. i was never good with time or clocks or meaningful friendships, huh. ...do you know how to get to the *TITLE OF FILM*? *blinks thrice* *90s FRENCH SONG PLAYS*

Is technology making us more creative? #DTFest Tune into our panel with Sonoo Singh, David Alberts (Been There Done That) and Charlotte Willcocks (Impero) 👉thedrum.com/digital-transf…

Popped out for some chips earlier

Bored of your own view... head around the world. window-swap.com

🚨BREAKING No one saw this coming. Prime Minister Liz Truss makes the most astonishing final speech. #LossAndDamage #HackTheAgenda #COP27 caid.org.uk/hacktheagenda