going to smoke and eat seven bars of chocolate that is SO funny

and JOEL GOLBY STAN ACCOUNT shared his Hot & Not list!

remember when they made the flag woke

Honestly just the tiniest bit of heat from the sun whilst walking out of the office, and I suddenly have a visceral need to have a cold beer pouring down my throat, maybe 3 drags on a cigarette (one for the JOEL GOLBY STAN ACCOUNT heads there), a bag of scampi fries later on

Once I accidentally k-holed and then cried hysterically on my own in a pub during the afternoon and I saw a child laughing at me. Therefore it is my opinion that Children should not be allowed inside pubs because I found that personally quite embarrassing.

hate this discourse. we were about to launch our first-round Kickstarter for 'Baby Pub' at 2 p.m. today and now you've all ruined it

Started listening to JOEL GOLBY STAN ACCOUNT’s new book today (Spotify, he’ll only spend it on something stupid) and it’s genuinely excellent. About halfway through and there’s been at least three examples of poignancy, and nine big laughs.

Listening to the audiobook in a pub garden because my book hasn’t bastard arrived yet, it is worth doing

gorgeous day to read FOUR STARS in a pub garden btw

the audiobook version of FOUR STARS is widely available on all the various platforms now, if you're one of those people 🙏

wrote a fun bit about air fryer tv in this saturday's 'guardian' theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

Excellent workplace procrastination material from JOEL GOLBY STAN ACCOUNT

Good start to Saturday. Cracking as always JOEL GOLBY STAN ACCOUNT

And JOEL GOLBY STAN ACCOUNT, who has a new book out and writes about having a new book out, but funny cityam.com/the-magazine/

I’m famously a podcast enjoyer and a Joel enjoyer, so it’s not an enormous surprise that I’m enjoying Joel’s podcast. and honestly I think starting a book review podcast to, a few weeks in, give a glowing review to his own book is hilarious

thanks for asking. my prediction is Arsenal, Liverpool and 'Manchester City' all win their next 7 games. you're not allowed to quote-tweet this in a mean way