this looks more real than the moon landing…

Y’all mf’s out here worried about the wrong check.

Grimes is letting people use her voice to make AI songs, which means someone might actually make a Grimes song that isn’t pure garbage

ppl travel to the coolest places just to post stories of them drinking 🤷‍♂️

Travis Scott puts a cactus and a smiley face on some Jordan’s and white kids lose their fkn minds

They need to make a movie about this guy, with Kevin Costner as the lead.

The acting in John Wick is so bad that it’s actually a masterpiece. 12/10

If you’re a producer/beatmaker don’t neglect your old catalog! I just sold a beat i made 3 years ago 😂

remember when cupcakes had this huge moment in like 2010 and cupcake shops opened everywhere and you couldn’t get normal desserts anywhere u had to eat gigantic dry cupcakes that were $15 each

Guys only want one thing and its

Listening to Ryan Debban while I do my taxes Wiping my tears with $30 bills

the masculine urge to drink 12 light beers and fight a stranger

Warm Gatorade still tastes cold… change my mind

the masculine urge to stare at freshly cut grass for an hour

the masculine urge to fix something that you don’t know how to fix

the masculine urge to give unwarranted advice

Finally an honest google review

At least it’s not that noticeable #comedy #standup #killtony #openmic