I feel like Bradley Cooper in Limitless now that Spotify has audiobooks.

Heaven’s a julep on the porch

A Diddyesque style shrimping vessel.

Sometimes the CTE whispers to me like the Green Goblin mask.

The CTE in me recognizes the CTE in you, namaste 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Medication, Meditation, Masturbation.

Could you imagine wearing sensible shoes?

Justin Theroux was a great prime minister, he will be missed.

Poetry is the truest form of self-deception.

With all that snow, how’s the Science Centre’s roof?

Mike Myers Kanye Wested Shane Gillis. #ElbowsUp

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I’m not trying to attract attention. I’m trying to attract acceptance.

I like that. I D L E S

Pope Solgaleo XIV #Pokemon

Is that Colonel Sanders? Toronto Blue Jays

If I see a shiesty with a brim, it’s over son.

Leto II Atreides just asked me if I’d still love him if he was a worm…

Are we Tony? Or are we Danza?