Gonna tell my kids this was Eminem

Dementia patients really forget everything except racism.

JEREMY CORBYN NO SURRENDER FOUR DAY WEEK AND A THREE DAY BENDER

Why does techno make me sober?

1 million people are on strike in France and the BBC and the rest of the British media are ignoring it. The reason: because the working classes in France are united and they do not want the British public to know.

Roses are red. Thatcher is dead.

u ever have sex and then don’t shower for the whole day and then go to scratch ur balls and ur greeted with the fresh aroma of french onion marinated pussy juices that have been intertwined with ur testicular musk and u can’t help but raise ur finger to ur nostrils and inhale dee

The Wuhan Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with

No lockdown ever has all four 1. A garden 2. A girlfriend/boyfriend 3. A pet 4. Full pack of Paracetamol

don’t wanna brag, but got all these and a Z

Couldn’t listen to this without thinking ‘forever and a day for you’ was only 25 hours🤔

Mr. Poppy finally making moves.

start a petition to pronounce meth in the UK as meeth

This dissertation is kinda hard, but its got nowt on gcse computing coursework