You know I'll be forever spicy but I'm taking a break from being a spice to answer the question of what happens when a B-list rapper runs for office. Come through Zohran Kwame Mamdani if you want answers.

Good fucking god

There are clocks everywhere for those with business to stand on

What if we made a special road just for Ubers, and those Ubers seated 1,000 people so each person paid less for a ticket, and we ran those Ubers at predictable times of the day so one could depend on there always being a ride available

Projection: Zohran Mamdani is the Projected Winner in the New York City Mayor Democratic Primary. He will defeat Andrew Cuomo and Brad Lander. #Election2025 #ElectionDay #NYCMayor

zohran asks the question: what if a guy was chill as hell

y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little Urdu tonight?

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

where do you see yourself 12 beers from now, what’s your 12 beer plan

Unreal

Andrew Cuomo zohranfornyc.com/donate

nationwide high speed rail 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Me, him & Palantir

Never kill Yourself City

MAMDANI WINS NEW YORK CITY MAYORAL RACE — PROJECTION

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

Dhoom Machale as an outro?!?!! Its brown boy winterrrrrrr

Anupa Thathsara this shit took me forever