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Sept 15, ya’ll

Adios, Cap’n!

Go check out the new Southlen single!! This is my band and we’re stoked to bring you a poppy summer jam.

My dudes in Southlen dropped a real gem today! open.spotify.com/track/3pKbocF8…

My band’s new single is out!! Go add it to all your summer playlists!! open.spotify.com/track/3pKbocF8…

UPDATE: It’s gone 🫠 Last week I tweeted that 99% of new cars priced below $20K were extinct. The only one remaining was the Mitsubishi Mirage. This morning:

Dear Taco Bell, What do we have to do to get the caramel apple empanada back on the menu?? Please. I’m desperate.

This isn’t a true story. I made it up.

If the output is directly related to the input, why would I increase my workload by 200% to only get a 50% raise??

Tell me you’ve only ever left your state to go to Disney, without telling me you’ve only ever left your state to go to Disney.

Sorry if this is wack, but I'm returning from an almost 2 year hiatus to tell the Twitter world this: 1) I still refuse to call it X. 2) My band has a new single out. Streaming links below. Spotify - open.spotify.com/track/2UqZwtwU… Apple Music - music.apple.com/us/album/sweet…

Enter to attend the KOST 103.5 Private Holiday Party at DISNEY CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE® Park from KOST 103.5! ul.ink/NSEAV-N8WYF6_t

I temporarily deactivated my Instagram. And now I’ve started tweeting for the first time in a long time. I don’t think I’m doing this right.

I just want to say that 2009-2012 Twitter is unmatched.

Just barely found out that the cutesy demure mindful girl is actually a dude.

How BlackRock uses our money against us.

My biggest offense with the new Jaguar rebrand is that they’re using the Pantone COTY pair from 2016.

I’m off Instagram and maybe back on Twitter? Idk. I used to find tweeting into the void very relaxing. But I don’t think it has that appeal anymore. We’ll see.

And we are back! I will give my x earnings to someone who reposts this message and follows this account. Will pick a winner at random on Sunday am. Good luck!! 😀