I will not rest until the similarity between Tidyup from 80s Kids TV show 'Stoppit and Tidyup' and Boris Johnson trends worldwide.

I can’t deal with ignorance and stupidity. If you’re sat in the UK and think Islam and Muslims are the MAIN reason your country is falling apart (or at least you think it is) you couldn’t be more wrong. If all Muslims left and Islam was banned here, your personal life would

Eddie Howe walking through Newcastle tomorrow:

Reminder that Premier League clubs can jet off half way round the world for meaningless friendlies mid-season, but are unable to play FA Cup Replays in the same country due to fixture congestion.

If you know, you know.

Happy birthday Nigel from Maidstone! nigelreader

It’s 18 years since this heroic strike from Hartlepool’s Eifion Williams at Darlington. First touch has a bit of Bergkamp. The second is pure Yeboah. Tremendous.

2nd live music show for Freddie - watching Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds Live. He absolutely loved it but said it was, 'far darker, than he was expecting'.

My Dan Wootton song:

"It will save households on average £700 a year..." Carla Denyer discusses the economic benefits of proactive climate action and the reason Reform and the Conservatives are so keen to avoid it.

After Reform's surge in the locals, Everyone Hates Elon unveil a new billboard taking aim at Nigel Farage.

Take note Hartlepool Labour Party

I've worked from home since 2017 as the companies I gained employment with were advertising as remote working and their offices are nearly 100 miles away. I've since been promoted and in every year working for my current employer (except one), I was judged as a top performer.

Well, well, well…

You are an idiot.

Let's be honest, the Israel entry could have been a song of someone having a diarrhoea laden dump, with the production of the live performance being a lass opening her bowels into a bucket on stage surrounded by bog rolls and they'd have still finished in the top 5. #Eurovision

🔵 Hartlepool United will ask its season ticket holders to vote on whether or not they want Raj Singh to continue to fund the immediate future of the club. Out of interest Poolies, how would you vote? #Pools | #HUFC

Great stuff, Savannah Marshall. As a warm up, you don't fancy popping down The Vic and giving Raj a pasting for his hold on our football club, do you?

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