Strict enforcement, only 108 members on the floor #txlege

Buckle up. #txlege

Looks a lot like entrapment: Texas A&M removes 2 officials after student, professor argue over gender lesson in viral video #txlege houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-t… via @houstonchron

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

Lyth ♠️ lol naw bruh Longhorns need to get they money back 🔥

Fall Austin Cold Front™

Grocery stores: We’re renovating and moving around everything to better serve you. Everyone: We didn’t ask you to.

ATTN: All y'all who traveled to Austin for ACL

If your field director has a bedroom like this, you're going to win your election.

Portland tonight:

Details from El Paso court case about mysterious guy who drew the congressional maps for Texas. Shocking that Signal was used for messages 🤣#txlege

NEW: Some Texas National Guard soldiers deployed to Chicago have been sent home for failing to meet height, weight & fitness standards. Comes after Defense Sec & former Fox host Pete Hegseth said he was tired of “fat troops” giving the military a “bad look.”

He literally explained I got a blind man with me, you guys have to wait a bit 🦮 🤣

Possibly contender for the funniest clip of the year………The power of the Portland Frog

Austin ISD board president Lynn Boswell filed a campaign treasurer appointment yesterday for #HD49, but she tells me she has decided not to run. The district is repped by @GinaForAustin, who is making a special announcement tomorrow and is expected to run for governor. #txlege

Not even 5 yet and Evil MoPac already beating I35

Yesterday I married my brother

Singlehandedly ending a movement. Doing god’s work.

In some parts of the world it’s traditional for a widow to wear her mourning leather pants for up to 5 years