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Sam

@the_sam_katz

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I love vegetables. But only when they’re served as bar food, and fried past the point of being recognizable. #HappyHour

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Hey friends! Download the Laugh Exchange app, watch a quick funny comedy show, vote for me and we could both win cash! Yes, really.

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Congrats to our WITCHES & MONSTERS winners Aaron Kominos-Smith in 1st, @SamTheKatz in 2nd and Ryan Brown in 3rd! For more great comedy, check out bit.ly/LaughExchange!

Congrats to our WITCHES &amp; MONSTERS winners <a href="/funnyaaron/">Aaron Kominos-Smith</a> in 1st, @SamTheKatz in 2nd and <a href="/RyanBrowns/">Ryan Brown</a> in 3rd! For more great comedy, check out bit.ly/LaughExchange!
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I’ll never forget the day he was born... The Packers absolutely destroyed the Jets, and I made it back to the hospital just in time. Tig Notaro #DadEulogy

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What is it about airports that turns people into the kind of psychopath who eats a pretzel-hotdog at 8am? (And no.. it wasn’t me this time)

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Whenever I’m in a girls room I’m always like “why does it smell so nice?“ And then I’m like... oh wait... candles. 😅

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I wish that I had Jessie’s girl... here so she could talk about her independence and how she don’t need no man. 💁🏻‍♂️

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Sitting next to a little kid on the plane... but he has some dope Avengers toys, so I don’t even care if he cries during takeoff 🛫

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And Lo, on that day, Jesus arose to deliver, like... the most fiery April Fools prank the Romans had ever seen 🔥🔥🔥

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I reached my breaking point and screamed about it into the very empty subway tunnel I was in front of. I’m like, a legit city kid now.