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Steven K. Beattie

@the_bourbonbard

Mediocre Poet - Cowboy at heart. Lover of Country, Outlaws & RocknRoll. “…Be meaner than evil and still love your family and enjoy a sunrise.”

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Walthamstow tonight. Will you retweet Elon Musk? You know - just to provide your 193 million followers with a rounded picture of national sentiment in the U.K.

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How the actual hell is this muppet labelled as an ‘influencer’ ?? 🤣🤣 See if you can spot my homage in my 2023 poem ‘Influenced’ 🤫😜🤣 #AndrewTate #poem #POEMS #poetry #Influencers

How the actual hell is this muppet labelled as an ‘influencer’ ?? 🤣🤣 See if you can spot my homage in my 2023 poem ‘Influenced’ 🤫😜🤣  #AndrewTate #poem #POEMS #poetry #Influencers
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After all the hype and the ‘will they, won’t they?’ Liam and Noel finally end the feud and tour as Oasis… 😢👏🏻👍🏻 #Oasis #oasis2025 #oasisreunion #OasisLive25

After all the hype and the ‘will they, won’t they?’ Liam and Noel finally end the feud and tour as Oasis… 😢👏🏻👍🏻 #Oasis #oasis2025 #oasisreunion #OasisLive25
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Imagine being a fan of Oasis for over thirty years and then waiting fifteen years for them to reform only to lose out on tickets to Lucy, 17 from Wakefield who heard them on Tik Tok and just wants to hear Wonderwall live 🤣🤣 #oasis2025 #Oasis #oasisreunion

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It’s 1970 and ELTON JOHN takes out a crumpled piece of paper and plays TINY DANCER for the first time in front of his lyricist BERNIE TAUPIN, along with Taupin’s wife MAXINE, who he wrote the song for.

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Rod Stewart from Temu wants to leave what he believes to be a now “socialist” UK for the “socialist” and far, far, far, far left sunny climate of Spain… Anyone fancy explaining it to him or should we just let him go?? #charliemullins #pimlico #pimlicoplonker #socialism

Rod Stewart from Temu wants to leave what he believes to be a now “socialist” UK for the “socialist” and far, far, far, far left sunny climate of Spain… 

Anyone fancy explaining it to him or should we just let him go?? #charliemullins #pimlico #pimlicoplonker #socialism
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So, this poor fella came to my house to deliver what looks like a charity bag… he stops… reads my signs… folds the bag back up… and leaves… 🫣🤣 #ring #ringdoorbell #ringbell #housesigns #signs #funny #notrespassing #drivewayfunny #nocoldcalling #reel #tiktok #funnyvideos

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So by snatching at £1.4 billion from our pensioners why is it still ok to send Ukraine £12 billion in aid?? Even after admitting there was a problem, and promising to vote against the bill, why then Gareth Snell MP have you voted for the cuts? Wonder why I don’t trust politicians?

So by snatching at £1.4 billion from our pensioners why is it still ok to send Ukraine £12 billion in aid?? Even after admitting there was a problem, and promising to vote against the bill, why then 
<a href="/gareth_snell/">Gareth Snell MP</a> have you voted for the cuts? Wonder why I don’t trust politicians?
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How does anyone even dare justify what Huw Edwards has done by blaming his mental health and not getting into Oxford?? I’ll be honest, I don’t fuckin’ care about his failed education or his health, he should be in prison! #HuwEdwardsSentencing