Necessity is the mother of inconvenience.

Who decided to call them "Work calls" and not Call of Duty?

Me, standing in front of mirror: "Well well well, if it isn't my arch nemesis."

Thinking of hosting a podcast about bloodsucking parasites. Do stay tuned for the first episode of "Tick Talk".

NO👏🏼BODY👏🏼CARES👏🏼HOW👏🏼FAR👏🏼YOU👏🏼RAN

Wordle 233 3/6 Wordle, seen here giving me the finger. ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I hereby change my occupation to "Discontent Creator". That will be all, have a nice day.

Watching baking show. They said Consistency is key. But key is also key. Also key unlocks my door. Consistency does not. So is consistency actually key? We may never know.

The existence of 'pop culture' implies the existence of 'mom culture' and I just don't think we talk about that enough.

If my body is a temple then why am I paying tax

Me (On date tomorrow waving national flag): So, your place or mine? #HarGharTiranga

Why did Harry Potter need an invisibility cloak he could have just become a bassist.

Toothpaste usage stats: 90% - 1 month Remaining 10% - UNTIL I SAY SO

At no point did I expect that first sentence leading to that second sentence. What a wild ride, Zomato India

Finally at that much coveted age where the "Have you filed your ITR?" friends have outnumbered the "What plans this weekend?" friends.

New work is new. instagram.com/reel/CxpmHgkMy…

bsky.app/profile/rnings… Quality polls like this are why I like Bluesky

Three Body Problem? Pfft. I have problems with just this one.

Why is it called corporate favouritism and not JioPolitics?

youtube.com/watch?v=eyXGm8… Holy shit let's gooooo