Is it just me or has Spotify’s algorithm become hot garbage? Used to find bangers in the discover weekly, now it’s all shit

This account is hard carrying my timeline right now. Heater after heater.

I honestly believe once we fully understand gut health we are going to solve hundreds if not thousands of seemingly unrelated issues.

7:15 pm sunset

Feeling like absolute shit today No better day to lock in 🫡

Lord give me the strength to be less stupid and more retarded 🗿

I do not regret very many things in my life however I do wish I had read the Bible earlier. Regardless of religious beliefs it’s an incredible read that even the most atheist of person could find value in.

Sorry babe I’m busy romanticizing my life

Telling the liberal tinder girl that I’m extremely far left

Esoteric fact of the day: The true measurement of masculinity is actually how much of a mess you make when you cook

Esoteric testosterone boosters for men: - don’t be a pussy

There’s no way blueberries should be this big, incredibly suspicious (I’m going to eat them anyway)

The idea that high IQ makes you more likely to be depressed/anxious is high level midwit cope. If you are so smart how have you not figured out why you are depressed? Simple

Very few things encapsulate the joy of being human better than random interactions with charismatic strangers. Flirting with the world is criminally underrated. There’s no better way to make life feel adventurous.

No amount of anti coffee propaganda could ever make me stop drinking it. You could tell me coffee murders kids and votes blue and I still won’t care.

If anyone catches me later in life unironically saying “happy wife happy life” they have my permission to execute me

excited to be one of the chosen few who get to test this conditioner by far the best shampoo I’ve ever used and still use, as you can see below (shoutout also to my favorite hair product That Pomade Guy — highly recommend him as well )

It takes two people to ruin a relationship Her and her jealous friend Stay up kings