Hi all just learnt the hard way that your Legoland Driving License will NOT be accepted as formal proof of ID.

Ok, so now a TV Choice Award isn't "a valid form of ID"? Fuming.

liz truss’s family clearly not taking the down fall of the tories well x

Ed Davey’s got to be thinking wistfully about the fact that from tomorrow morning he goes back to paying for things like Alton Towers.

Hey ⁦Edinburgh Zoo⁩ I think one of your penguins have ran out of batteries

Me too, penguin. Me too.

I had similar thoughts last night. Understandably some will be missed during peek declarations but I wished for an iplayer stream of just feeds and graphics. Their graphics stream was a good start but was lacking any real context and I never knew if the results shown were new

All I'm saying is that if *I* was trying to pull off the biggest jailbreak in history, I'd establish myself as the world's most beloved keycutter, and then get appointed Prisons Minister.

10 years ago at London 2012, BBC was beoadcasting 2500 hours (bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics…) Giving Olympics rights to Discovery was a disgrace.

Having a waxwork hold out a phone for a selfie is a smart choice

Harris realizing Biden forgot to log out

Pre-2020 world: Alton Towers’ Wickerman is a work of art merging wood and fire thanks to world class work by the people at Merlin Post-2020 world: Alton Towers’ Wickerman catches fire

Never even liked tennis anyway.

.⁦The Rest Is Entertainment⁩ is of my favourite podcasts right now, but honestly the highlight is how ⁦Richard Osman⁩ and ⁦Marina Hyde⁩ compliment each other so well, especially with Richard’s wit towards Marina

In my continuing tales of “Dan embarrasses himself in front of famous people”, I asked Alex Horne to sign a book which, turns out, isn’t out until Thursday Thank you so much for saying hi to me after the show tonight Alex, I will keep to my word that I won’t read it yet ☺️