Just came literal milimeters away from tearing my knee in half. Órale.

Look, no one saw this coming except everyone that had eyes.

I hate the royals so fucking much ese

Vato you remember when Lawrence’s city planners weren’t complete fucking dipshits?

if I was a baby i would pop out weighing 40 pounds, sing one perfect note, and pass away instantly

I tried 1587 Prime last night and it was phenomenal. Legit was cutting my steak with a butter knife. The ambiance was top notch as well. Highly recommend it.

It’s a beautiful day in Topeka

Lmaoooo why would his parents do that? That’d be like watching silence of the lambs and then deciding to name your kid Bill.

Fuck Dan Hurley, viva Michigan

Absolute insanity in this ufc fight

Absolutely abysmal scenes at the McDonald’s by my bar at 6am lmfao

Good shit, Hornets

There’s nothing more gangster than missing your grandma

Paul Weedhead United States, Enlisted and Officer Muster Rolls and Rosters, 1916-1939

They not gon do shit once they see that Paul is there

Fuck it, Bandcamp drop two hours early: infinitethird.bandcamp.com/album/cascade

If I had a nickel for every time my car was hit-and-run on in my work parking lot, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

Can’t believe I chose the mountain every time you chose the sea

Just remembered the royals play today and started violently throwing up

The maximum strength pepto bismol was unfortunately no match for my stomach