I’ve got two words for you. Me and Cold Beer. Must see TV.

Unfortunately a team promising Mike Evans “high volume touches” probably does not have a chance at the Super Bowl

A country that can instantly fund endless wars but debates every dime for healthcare and education doesn’t have a budget issue—it has a values issue.

using this caption on such a serious post feels rather tasteless, and I’m very tired of the DNC’s attempts to get with the kids’ new slang instead of just speaking like normal people. I feel like this sort of rhetoric is why they appear awkward and alienating to many.

"Instead of commenting on that (the completely phantom call that ends the game, basically), let's just move on." (And I'm a UW alum)

Dispatch: Intoxicated male in a green shirt is down at 1130 North Dearborn and his male White friend the Leprechaun is not helping him. #ChicagoScanner #Chicago

Yea no wherever you go is better and super cool

Couldn’t pay me to watch

Considering Illini basketball history, it truly is insane that Illinois is facing Kelvin Sampson in a game where Bruce Pearl is providing studio commentary.

WAGLER PUT 'EM IN A BLENDER 😳 Watch March Madness on TNT Sports

Illinois is 11-1 against Iowa since this. See you in Indy.

Jacked to the tits #illini

UConn and Michigan on Monday?

Absolutely not a ball knower. Too much cheese and it tastes like nothing. Crust is turbo dogshit. I’d rather eat fancy feast

Please Trump, unblock the strait of Hormel, I need that god damn chili

gonna be late for work tomorrow because i have to call 670 the score and holler about how the cubs shouldn't have let kyle schwarber go seven years ago

“It’s 4/20. On 4/20 I fog up the garage and crank the bluegrass. You don’t get to interrupt that.”

I actually think if your dad gets politically assassinated you can feel free to lib out from time to time