parker (@thaogmilfhunter) 's Twitter Profile
parker

@thaogmilfhunter

Cubs - Illinois sports - Raiders, in that order.

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calendar_today16-05-2013 00:05:39

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Lucifer (@luciferstweetz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A country that can instantly fund endless wars but debates every dime for healthcare and education doesn’t have a budget issue—it has a values issue.

Iris 🌺 (@silentsuccupunk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

using this caption on such a serious post feels rather tasteless, and I’m very tired of the DNC’s attempts to get with the kids’ new slang instead of just speaking like normal people. I feel like this sort of rhetoric is why they appear awkward and alienating to many.

BBALLBREAKDOWN (@bballbreakdown) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Instead of commenting on that (the completely phantom call that ends the game, basically), let's just move on." (And I'm a UW alum)

CWBChicago (@cwbchicago) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dispatch: Intoxicated male in a green shirt is down at 1130 North Dearborn and his male White friend the Leprechaun is not helping him. #ChicagoScanner #Chicago

Dave Wischnowsky (@wischlist) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Considering Illini basketball history, it truly is insane that Illinois is facing Kelvin Sampson in a game where Bruce Pearl is providing studio commentary.

parker (@thaogmilfhunter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Absolutely not a ball knower. Too much cheese and it tastes like nothing. Crust is turbo dogshit. I’d rather eat fancy feast

Robert O'Neill (@robertoneill31) 's Twitter Profile Photo

gonna be late for work tomorrow because i have to call 670 the score and holler about how the cubs shouldn't have let kyle schwarber go seven years ago