DONNY IS THE ONLY POTUS TO ALLOW A FOREIGN NATION TO HAVE AN AIRBASE INSIDE OUR BORDERS. BECAUSE THEY SLIPPED HIM A PLANE UNDER THE TABLE. BUT LUCKILY, YOUR DOLLA CAN ALSO MAKE HIM HOLLA! FOR $100 YOU GET HIS ORIGINAL EAR TAMPON. $1000 BUYS YOU HIS ENTIRE CABINET. $1 MILLION BUYS

I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, THOUGHT THAT ON JAN 6, 2021 TRUMP WAS POTUS. BUT IT WAS BIDEN? SO SOMEHOW TRUMP LOST THE 2016 ELECTION TO BIDEN? I KNEW IT!! TRUMP IS A DOUBLE LOSER. (MANY CALL HIM "EL LOSER GRANDE") AMERICA IS FURIOUS. (SOME SAY, "FUMING") WE FINALLY KNOW WHY DONALD ALWAYS

Joe Biden had a peace deal in place, but then Netanyahu and Trump met in Mar-a-Lago and decided that keeping the war going would benefit them both. Ten months later, they’re signing the exact deal Biden brokered.

WE ARE NOT THE SAME. DONNY ADMITS HIS ONLY STRENGTH IS BUILDING BALLROOMS (AND NOT PAYING FOR THEM.) MY STRENGTHS ARE ECONOMY, DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, PUSH-UPS, SQUATS, SAYING ACETAMINOPHEN, BEFRIENDING BATTERIES, DEFEATING BALLROOM BULLIES, AND MASTERING MAGNETS LIKE A MAN. --GCN

maga is collapsing.

The President of the United States is a crime boss backed by the federal government.

VoteHub This map isn’t just stupid, it’s the legislative equivalent of a toddler with finger paint hopped up on Capri Suns. Indiana has zero business looking like a pastel jigsaw puzzle after a tornado, but here we are: another “fascist draft plan” that’s less about representing humans

I, Gavin C. Newsom, just met with the President. I am recommending a full travel ban on Mar-a-Lago. No more flooding our nation with grifters, leeches, & ugly presidents. Our forefathers built this nation for freedom, not for senile invaders from Mar-a-Lagonia. NO DOG KILLERS.

THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WATCHED TRUMP HOST WERE TEN RUSSIANS, ONE AMERICAN (ACCIDENTALLY). INMATES AT RIKERS (CRUEL & UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT!) THE GHOST OF EPSTEIN (YELLING "I MISS YOU!") A DOZEN SCAMMERS (LEARNING THEIR CRAFT) AND HIS CABINET (TIED TO CHAIRS WITH THEIR EYES TAPED OPEN.)

Expect a major push on pro Putin propaganda from MAGA scamfluencers in the new year.

Here's a list of people I blame for where we are today. 1. Merrick Garland 2. Mitch McConnell 3. The Senators who voted not to "impeach and convict" 4. Fox News 5. The people who "sat it out" in 2016 6. The 147 Republicans who voted not to certify the election even after Jan 6th

typical magat. NO proof as usual and then blocks me. Paula

BYE BYE TARIFFS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

why does maga want to continue to tax americans with tariffs?

Democracy Docket It seems the GOP feels there is always enough time to fuck with elections just before an election but not enough time for Obama to appoint a SCOTUS he legitimately had a right to.

GOP Rep. Troy Nehls on Trump’s feud with Pope Leo. “I believe that Donald Trump is better than sliced bread. I think he's almost a second coming in my humble opinion.”

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF

WOW. FAKE NEWS FOX IS LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER OUR BEAUTIFUL 175TH ANNIVERSARY DRIVER’S LICENSE. SAD! SO IN HONOR OF SEAN “SLUMPY RATINGS” HANNITY, I HAVE DIRECTED THE DMV TO CREATE BRAND-NEW LIMITED EDITION LICENSE PLATES. I SPOKE TO THE DIRECTOR PERSONALLY (STEVE, GREAT GUY, WHO

SINCE DONALD CONTINUES HIS ILLEGAL TARIFFS, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM PUTTING 600% TARIFFS ON ADULT DIAPERS, PUMPKIN MAKEUP, GOLD IN THE OVAL OFFICE, BRIBES FROM QATAR, TICKETS FOR KID ROCK (YOU MIGHT BE DEPORTED TO FLORIDA), FIFA PEACE PRIZES, MALE GIRDLES, AND ALL BALLROOMS.