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robikini

the moment I take the bikini off, I black out without fail and wake up in November with wolf ears that I don’t recall putting on. it’s not something I can explain, so the swimsuit must stay on for now.

|| passing the eternal summer alt curse from tana to robin ♥️

swordsmen be like “blade is the only thing I know, I have nothing without sword”. no, what you are is a fantastic housewife. I can leave you around sharp tools and trust you because you’re focused

whenever you look at gregor you don’t know which aspect of him you’re going to get flashbanged with

|| u ever find nsfw art that’s tasteful enough that it can be cropped to face only and used as a pfp but you can’t link it nowhere cuz it’s nsfw

[ pulling a stepladder out of her coat ] i carry this around specifically so I can converse with everyone larger than me

I believe my coat follows no laws of the universe. It shatters space-time as it wills and sometimes it had a mind of its own. I find everything shoved in my pockets even if I don’t place it there to begin with.

I wouldn’t call it often. I’m usually mindful about my belongings, and I use this strange property of my cloak to my advantage. For example, if cornered in a fight, I can simply— [ pulls out one of those large yellow screaming rubber ducks ] Honk this in their face and run!

|| halloween event? 👁️

𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍. NO, NOT INTO THE BRINE! IT BURNS!

Chrom and Lissa are so lax with titles that it’s easy to forget how seriously other nobles take them.