My gf enters the diner in a wedding gown and I follow dressed like some nomadic wizard-pilgrim hybrid Old lady: oh my 😳 Me: thrift store. We picked each others outfits 😅🙄 (My gf laughs & leans in to kiss me) Bus driver waking me up: yo dog u pissed yourself. You need to go

“do you remember when” no i’ve been abusing substances

mental illnesses as paintings: Ass maggots

mental illnesses as paintings: Bubonic Plague

mental illnesses as paintings: halitosis

I sleep for a few weeks and some fucking raccoons took over our operations what the hell

What’s the point if wiping if im just going to shit again

Every evening they open my slimy tin and expect me to slither out, gleaming with oil, onto a singed vessel before the mashing begins.

... Eugh. I was hoping to forget it again.

𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐛 I do not think I could make you more miserable today than you already are.

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Truly sickening Children should be doing this not hard working men.

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Just bury me already

Dog owners, please be more responsible of your pets when in public. This is the second dog I have run over in three months.