A very drunk man just said “holy shit. You are not ugly” Thank you. Time to run away.

this always gets me i love her

#OpeningDay in St. Louis 😍

Happy Reds opening day!!

Skyline is so fucking good I don’t even care

Reds opening weekend 🫶

Nice weather but everybody who won the Opening Day lottery had to buy tickets for all three games.

MINIONS, TONIGHT WE GO TO THE MOON!

How I’m acting watching this Artemis launch when I know absolutely nothing about rockets

If it happens on Easter, I’ll rethink my relationship with god

Lucas Oil Stadium looks like a giant Schnuck’s. (Schnuck’s is a grocery store in the St. Louis area, for those wondering.)

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

Jesus returning after 3 days

Iran agreeing to a deal ahead of The Masters opening round

I’m supposed to be at the par 3 contest with my golf prodigy husband, daughter, and a giant ring on my hand meanwhile I’m at work

If I had a dollar for every time someone said “Jess?” And I said “close enough” I’d be a millionaire

Woke up just absolutely fighting for my life on a girls trip in Nashville to find the rest the group discussing smoothies and exercise

beautiful midwestern woman summer

Cousin has her sip of alcohol and posts three instagram stories. It’s genetic babe

Unfortunately this perfectly sums up exactly what it’s like to text my male friends/coworkers