My ability to “Read The Room” is part of the reason I don't like going anywhere

I love saying “sounds good” at work and don’t shit sound good

Becoming important in your family is even worse 😭😭

Huge fan of whatever's going on here

i love women so bad

you delete someone's number & Apple be like Maybe: Baby ❤️

i be like “yea just lmk” knowing damn well i ain’t coming🤣

nobody treats u better than a girl you don’t want 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The older i get the more i take this live laugh love shit seriously

You gone find out the hard way

I love being single I got 10 dates this weekend and aint going to nun of em

“you say you’re going to k*** y******* too much” god forbid a girl have a catchphrase

imma be so real. day 1 of zombie outbreak and im opting out. living not worth all the trouble fr

you can tell who don’t be having a pocket full of sunshine #badvibes

Getting older has shown me how important it is to show up for people. I show up even when I’d rather be rotting in bed. Because how will you know that I care if I don’t show you

How can I trick my addictive personality to become addicted to working out instead of coke and alcohol

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

My doctor is smoking a cigar backwards, I'm gonna die.