What ever happens in the U.K. elections, one thing is certain—Larry Larry the Cat will remain in residence and that makes me happy.

13 Nigels. That’s taken the shine off it.

Take it in. The first female chancellor. The first housing secretary who's actually lived in social housing. The first education secretary who was on free school meals. An energy secretary who actually believes in aggressively fighting climate change. Not a bad afternoon.

Everyone slags Starmer over the family background in tools but in fairness he can assemble a cabinet quickly

Dear Keir Starmer Can we please have the Russian Report published, unredacted, so we can see who has been taking rubles from Putin to deliver the UK-damaging Brexit? Thanks

"Came home to this today. I only own the dog." 😄😍😊

New LibDem MP James MacCleary MP is ALL OF US listening to Farage yesterday. 🤣

The whole of the UK next Summer after seeing Oasis do 10 nights at Wembley and Manchester

disposable income

Morning all I am going to repeat this again. MPs claimed nearly £200 million in expenses over the last 3 years. Why is it their electricity, gas, council tax, and contents insurance for second homes is paid for by us, the taxpayers? #GMB #BBCBreakfast

I knew he was going to be amazing but he’s actually breathtaking. Chris McCausland - Pre-order my autobiography now! HAS to go all the way this year. #StrictlyComeDancing

It’s time to tax money made with money in the same way we tax money made with a pair of hands. I'm backing calls for a wealth tax and capital gains tax reform. Those with the broadest shoulders should pay their fair share. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

“Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.” — Maggie Smith RIP, Queen 🕊️💫

Jeremy Hunt forgot he owned 7 flats, Geoffrey Cox failed to declare £400K, IDS forgot a company paid him £25k, Theresa Villiers forgot she owned £70k of Shell shares, Zahawi forgot to pay £4.8 million in taxes while Johnson & Sunak just forgot everything. But suits…

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British newspapers

I can’t sleep at night any longer. The news is just too awful. What with the discovery that Taylor Swift had a police car escort her to Wembley from her hotel and now we learn that Keir Starmer may have moved another painting at No 10. It is all too much.

Looks like a newspaper owned by the Fourth Lord Rothermere, who inherited it from the Third Lord Rothermere, who inherited it from the Second Lord Rothermere, who inherited it from the First Lord Rothermere, is bitterly opposed to Labour's plans for inheritance tax

One view: ‘The partygate scandal was overblown’ - Kemi Badenoch Another view:

French senator perfectly describes the Trump situation.