I mean… that first line… 😂😂😂

So, a biker bar murder she wrote? I’m in!

Can we all just take a moment of appreciation for Frances Tiafoe’s thighs? #USOpen

Decorating cookies with my daughter. Not bad for our first solo attempt! #momlife #cookies #cookiedecorating

I dunno, man. Dinner tonight may just be cookies and wine. #overit

Anybody else enable notifications for agents they’ve queried juuuust in case the agent decides to tweet about an amazing MS in their inbox, so you can then spend the next week obsessing and existing in an existential crisis? #amquerying #WritingCommunity

Tried to make #maamoul for the first time. I was told (by an Arab friend) that these either require a lot of practice or an older Arab woman to stand by me criticizing me. Any volunteers? Bonus points if you smack the spoon out of my hands and grumble at me in Arabic. #baking

Dear Literary Baby Jesus in your golden onesie, please turn one of these Maybes into a YES. #amquerying #maybepile #WritingCommunity #WritersCafe

Thinking back to middle school dances where we sang along and headbanged to AC/DC You Shook Me All Night Long, and, like… literally zero teacher chaperones had any effs to give about how filthy it was. The 80’s were wild, man. 😂😂😂

At Walmart. Line insane and not moving. Cashier has turned off her light. I'm last in line and have been put in charge of turning others away. I did not sign up for this level of responsibility. I only wanted some diet balsamic dressing that Meijer didn’t carry.

Thinking about 9 y/o me mishearing When the Doves Cry lyrics and being sad for Prince’s mom who never got to sit inside and figuring that was why the doves were crying. I will still sing the wrong lyrics to this day. #SheNeverSatInside #Prince

My 5th grader needs to dress up as the word “absentminded” for Dictionary Day at her school. I’m at a loss for ideas. Thoughts from my creative, wordy friends? #momlife #WritingCommunuty #WritersCafe

I’m drunk-chatting in the cheer mom GroupMe group and quoting Spock. This won’t end well.

Fellow writer friends, are there any anti-depressants that don’t completely destroy your creative flow? I’m happy to not be a basket case anyone, but I have no urge to write or create and I miss it. Any suggestions? #depression #WritingCommunity #WritersCafe

Best Amazon Description. Ever. I only wish it were that easy. #AHatCanAddSomeSense #CreateYouAnElegantLadyLook

I liked my #antidepressants at first, but realized it’s like spackling a cracked wall. It fills in the gaps and looks good from the outside, but the cracks are still there, getting bigger. The strain to the wall’s foundation hasn’t changed - just others’ perception of it.

You had me at pencils! 😂❤️😂 Love to support amazing authors. Add this today. You won’t be disappointed.

So damn proud of Jackie Khalilieh is on Instagram and Tiktok. Just pre-ordered her incredible debut Something More! Can’t wait to get it signed…. And then sell it to fund my retirement villa in Ibiza! Love you! barnesandnoble.com/w/something-mo…

Gaaahhhh! So excited for this. Already pre-ordered. Come on June 6th!!