Carly Aquilino and Jessimae Peluso are coming to Zanies Rosemont for a night of stand up November 19! You’ve seen the duo on MTV’s Girl Code, Pete Davidson’s The King of Staten Island, and on their hilarious podcast, GYRL. Tickets and info--> bit.ly/Rosemont_Carly…

.Shania Twain 💎💎💎 should open a chain of Vietnamese restaurants called “Let’s Pho Girls!”

When you’ve lived through what Dan Soder has, Halloween doesn’t scare ya. From Ep 54 of The HoneyDew. Subscribe and watch full episodes! youtube.com/rsickler #comedy #podcast #trauma #funny #dad #death #honeydew

.Mike Feeney tried to open a bar tab on an airplane. 🤣 #FallonTonight

I’ll be getting off here..

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11, 2023 – actor and stand-up comedian @jennyzigrino will appear on The Late Late Show with James Corden to perform stand-up comedy | tentrophies.com/jenny-the-late… 👏👏👏

#NH 🎉 Don't miss Christine Hurley at Cisco Brewers in Portsmouth—Saturday, February 11, 2 SHOWS! 🙃 GET TICKETS >> bit.ly/christinenh #portsmouthnh #newengland #comedy

Mmmm I love cheese sandwiches

🎉🙌 THIS SATURDAY! Don't miss Christine Hurley at Cisco Brewers in #PortsmouthNH! 2 Shows—6pm + 8:15pm. GET TICKETS >> bit.ly/christinenh #seacoastnh #newengland #comedy #nh

NYC! Only a handful of tix left to Gramercy Theatre! Let’s get this sell out 💪🏼 concerts.livenation.com/mike-cannon-ne…

#NH 🎉 Don't miss the hilarioius April Macie (Netflix, Showtime) at Cisco Brewers in #PortsmouthNH – March 10 & 11! 3 Shows! GET TIX >> bit.ly/tt_nh_events #comedy #newhampshire #newengland #boston

#NH! 🎉🎉🎉 FRIDAY & SATURDAY: Cisco Brewers in #PortsmouthNH welcomes April Macie (Netflix, Showtime) to the brewery for 3 SHOWS! 🤩🍻 GET TIX >> bit.ly/tt_nh_events #comedy #newhampshire #newengland #boston

Gameplan: Sit here and wait for something to happen

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Congratulations to longtime SportsCenter 5 anchor Mike Lynch -- who will be inducted into the Massachusetts Broadcasters Hall of Fame. Congrats Lynchie! on.wcvb.com/3JZxRpX

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Lady in the front row is confused about my profession.

We’re closing in on half a million views!! Thank you! If you haven’t seen my special LEFTY’S SON it’s streaming now on my YouTube! Comment, like, share & all dat! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼❤️❤️❤️ youtu.be/AXGHgyr2MNA

May 5/6 my album recording at Off Cabot Comedy! etix.com/ticket/p/73684…

I used to work at a job where we could never decide on music we all enjoy to to listen to during lunch, so instead we just picked something awful that everyone hated equally, which kind of feels like how we ended up with the new Speaker of the House.