ᴛᴏ ɢᴀɪɴ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ, ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴜsᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ sᴜғғᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀɪɴ. #MVRP #UminekoRP #DxDRP [Formerly a DxD character, and through a community, a world named Norad, turned into something different.]

Is poked.

// jfc 2 months? TWO MONTHS~!?

(Un)fortunately, she is not.

Please don't ask how she survived that.

I'm quite sure that this is the case between Master and Servant, albeit in different intensities.

True. But, unlike us 'squishy humans', you Servants get to be called by a new Master, assuming they decide to summon you. Well, that's how these things goes.

It's a Monkey's Paw in a form of a sweetly-coated faux holiness, that's what it is. Then again, so does most of the humans in general who decided to join the Holy Grail War. But never the mind that; where have you been?

My Servant discovering the 'wonders' of VTuber- I think I may have to destroy the Grail post-haste.

That's..... uh.... that's delightful. A shame we didn't utilize that during my brief stint as an 'idol', but let's not get our (read: your) hopes up. I'm... sure there are enough VTubers to last you a lifetime. Or two.

A shame that my heart is not. I had my fill with the idol thing and I think that's enough for my own lifetime. Not to worry, I'm not gonna stop you and your enjoyment.

"I was at work, one where if I send out my Servants they'll know I exist. Gotta be lowkey about it. Also, that's what the cut-out of me is for, after all."

This went for ten days. Ten. TEN days. ".... Never buying a cardboard cut-out of myself ever again."

"....Are you going to name the dog after me and dress it up like me?" Pause. "On second thought, no. We're not getting a dog."

Kicks door. Fixes door a bit. "Percival, you're buff now." She did not 'die', she promise-

Also a realization- "PERCIVAL, YOU HAVE A HORSE NOW!"

PROUD MASTER NOISES-

.... On second thought, she should hve asked Humbaba to blast the door after all.