ODUIMITETE - A GIRL-CHILD'S NIGHTMARE. The Urhobo word "ODUIMITETE" literally means "Children fuck@r" as the English man put it "Pedophile". It sounds serious, it should be taken seriously, but it is not. In fact, it is one of the most trivial matters in Urhobo communities.

Compromising your non negotiables for me is great but i wouldn’t do the same for you

If you buy this kind wig, you no go sleep overnight, you go just dey brush am dey test am.

I’m a slow burner like mad, I can start loving you one year into the relationship😩

Degenerate.

Went to see a play today and I want to collectively beg Nigerians; you are a part of the audience. You’re not on stage. Please stop replying the actors when they say their lines😭😭 which kain thing be this mehn

We’re plenty o

Read privately. Read publicly. Read perfomatively. Read however you like. Who cares! We have a literacy crisis people!

If you like be 200 years old, you will not get away with being rude to me.

i gift myself for making it through the week.. i don't play about me. 😭

flushing with the toilet lid open

Taking financial advice from me be like. "Remember money returns but things go out of stock

Immediately yes.

me saying inshallah & alhamdulillah all the time even though i’m christian

Must be a comprehension problem because she never mentioned it was a law firm. We really have a literacy and comprehension problem in Nigeria.

I hope you know saying “it’ll happen to their sisters” when men don’t believe rape victims makes you just as stupid as them.

'i'm not a feminist, I like and respect men' 'feminist are bitter people' God will actually take you!!!

“Thank God I’m not a feminist” ori e ti daru✋🏽

"I'm not following you people to do feminism oo, I love prick" An imbecile! As if feminism stops you from having sex