To be clear, the police didn’t stop the shooter from killing five people.

u better never separate them ever again

They're bragging about how much they're taxing Americans, which is, I gotta say, something I've literally never seen a politician do.

still got it

clocking into work again, fuck nightshifts...

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it's happened: a music video has used the unsharp mask effect to invoke 2000s nostalgia (an effect commonly used by the labels when youtube let them upscale their old music videos in the year 2019)

29 on twitter

What’s your favorite non-dialogue punchline?

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they say you turn 26 and daft punk starts sounding different… they were right

Pierogies are only for those pure of heart

There is something incredibly telling about the power of transphobic rhetoric & media bias that the writer of this headline thought it relevant to mention the teenager being transgender, but *not* that they are a white supremacist who spent hours daily in online neo-Nazi groups.

the trade deadline is awesome because imagine being on ur phone talking to boys all day

imagine you’re a 26 year old with a 7.6 ERA in high-A contemplating whether or not you should hang up the cleats and then you get traded straight up for Carlos Correa