may I suggest a slogan for the rebrand

nature is as wondrous as it is cruel

This feels like I just discovered all of the knowledge lost at the Library of Alexandria

thinking about the recipe in the gweneth paltrow cookbook that advises you to put a chicken in a heated oven and then leave the house for ten hours

People don’t understand that irl is not like Minecraft and the amount of work to maintain this would be insane

Senior U.S official denies reports Iran has bee

My Twitter is all 'wifejak' this and 'Airchat' that

And nobody talking about DRAGONFIRE, the UK's newly-declassified 50kW anti-drone laser

if I knew what it said I wouldn’t have clicked on the translate button, you fool

Absolute tragedy Onion Weigher 𓄽 𓍝.
If they only consulted you before taking that turn.

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🏳️‍⚧️ The Muppets No Context 🏳️‍🌈 Tori how is this how I found out OJ died

happy #NationalPetDay

If you're cold, they're cold; put them in the hanger

Thinking about the building decorated with what appears to be the midi piano roll notation for “The Flintstones” theme

sci-fi horror movie about someone trapped on a spaceship alone with the AI interface of the ship, and it just kind of fucking sucks and can’t come up with any original ideas or interpret prompts correctly or provide a meaningful substitution for human interaction or creativity

Me at the bank when the ATM is out of twenties

Disgusting