Jesus fed the poor, healed the sick for free, and flipped tables on the wealthy. If he came back today, Republicans would call him a woke communist and deport him. #JesusWasASocialist #Trump #GOP #MAGA #Communism #FactsOverFeelings #leftist

Nothing says “America First” like forcing you to pay more for less. You’re not patriots. You’re cult members funding your own misery. #trump #tariffs #TrumpTariffs #MAGA #stockmarketcrash

Imagine being so deep in denial you try to rename a body of water that’s been called the Gulf of Mexico longer than your country’s existed 🤡

Are we great yet?

Reminder: Red states take more federal aid than they pay in taxes. They scream about socialism while living off blue states’ money.

Republicans: “America was better in the 1950s!” You mean when rich people paid a 91% tax rate, unions were strong, and one income supported a family? Sounds pretty socialist to me. #EatTheRich #SocialistAgenda #MAGA #socialism #trump #communistparty

If billionaires deserve yachts, then I deserve free healthcare, housing, and a lifetime supply of tamales. Capitalism is just feudalism with WiFi. Seize the yachts. Nationalize Bezos. Eat rentiers for brunch. #eattherich #communist #left #politics #maga #ElonMusk

Capitalism is when 3 guys own 90% of everything and the rest of us argue over who deserves a livable wage. I don’t want to climb the corporate ladder—I want to set it on fire, redistribute the ashes, and turn Goldman Sachs into a community garden. #ElonMusk #Perfect10Liners

Love your neighbor. Feed the poor. Heal the sick. Welcome the stranger. There is nothing Republican Christians hate more than the teachings of Jesus. #Republicans #jesus #JesusChrist #Christians #Christianity #MAGA #MAGAMorons #Trump #leftist #Democrats

Turns out the guy with six bankruptcies is bad for the economy #Trump #TrumpTariffs

2A folks: YOU CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY OUR GUNS WE NEED THEM IF THE GOVERNMENT EVER BECOMES TYRANNICAL Government: Hey so we’re tyrannical now. 2A folks: hehe love u dad

NOT THE VATICAN PUTTING OUT A STATEMENT THAT THE POPE SENT HIS NUMBER TWO TO LECTURE JD VANCE ON COMPASSION AFTER HE REFUSED TO MEET WITH HIM. 😂🤌🏻

Electoral College is DEI for red states that couldn’t get win the presidency on merit lol