knee deep in the coconut tree and you think you fell out, is it casual now?

anyone who "sleeps their way to the top" is a victim of sexual harassment from their boss hope this helps

"I dedicate this to those athletes who cannot come here because Russia killed them." Olga Kharlan wins Ukraine's first Olympic medal. Last year, Olga was unfairly disqualified for her principled stance, refusing to shake hands with a Russian athlete supporting the war 1/

one of the baristas at my local café was Very Online™️ in approximately 2012-2015 because why am I hearing TFIOS soundtrack songs followed by English Love Affair and Stockholm Syndrome at 10am

He’s really doubling down on the crazy uncle vibe this evening.

sabrina carpenter has done amazing things for my community (tiny horny freaks 5’2 and under)

Da suicide isn’t Da answer!

lmk when they start live updating the electoral map so i can take a 100mg edible

A reminder that this is *exactly* the strategy of Pierre Poilievre -- lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie and lie some more until people believe it and blame the Liberals. It is precisely the same playbook.

the most evil man you know is canadian

This and being 16 again

Luigi Mangione is an honourary citizen of Vaughan

Soon as u bash Pierre Pepe Le pew Poilievre ppl automatically think you love Trudeau lmao brother they’re both useless open your eyes

I have officially ruled the Senators out as a playoff team upon allowing Matt Rempe to score a goal

Ottawa high school experience: wheeling in the Saunders farm corn maze