Remus update - Attitude times 1 million right now - school have noticed his dyslexia - cancer clinic next friday to discuss BRAF, hydro therapy and chemotherapy - petition to allow him and his brother funded school travel. in other news - IS IT FRIDAY YET!!!!?

My Baby is Famous!! lol #remanholiday

Ahh, that 3 to 4am party where only babies hold the VIP tickets. Someone send the caffeine!! #parentingtheshitoutoflife

Hormonal boys with beautiful faces are not for the faint of heart! - I can barely keep a straight face when dishing out the Mum look.

Anyone else's womb demons awake before 6am!??!! Honestly need toothpicks or tape to pull a Mr Bean today! #exhausted

two weeks half term - Give me f*cking strength. #parenting #easterhalfterm #lch

Don't usually get involved in social media political stuff - however - I didn't vote this year and I quite frankly for the first time do not give two shits!! #votefreedom

Been a while! Team Remus update : he gets to participate in sports day tomorrow. Mega achievement!! And we get to watch. 🎉

Big Man has been over doing it alot lately. You know when he has as his whole walk changes. He goes ghost white and his attitude sky rockets 🙈 oh the attitude on this beautiful beast. I urge anyone who sees this watch for signs of cancer! #preteen #TeamRemus

The Government Just Took Away YOUR FREEDOM George Monbiot

Pretty sure Greggs has ridden the free publicity train of @LadBabyOfficial for long enough. Mark deserves his own black card. #ladbaby After everything Mark has done for your company.... Not impressed with your lack of respect towards him tbh #shameongreggs

Woooo, hello twitter land. I am scoping the Depp case for Jury news. #DeppHeardTrial In other news, when your son bruises like a peach and took a football to the face. hard. Yay.🙈 #ChildhoodCancer