Today is my first full day of work since March and I’m dreading leaving my baby until 6 pm🥺 I can’t even snuggle him before work because he’s sleeping and we don’t wake sleeping babies in this house😩

Nancy Pelosi is 80 years old and worth $120 million. The last time she had to care about her income was probably 55 years ago when $600 was the equivalent to nearly $5000 today. Old out of touch sell out politicians are ruining the lives of the people theyre supposed to represent

America is ✨embarrassing✨

I love waking up to the sound of a cat getting destroyed somewhere in the field behind our house🥲

Perks of working in a preschool is I can bring all my craft ideas to work with me and have the kids “help” me💀

50,000 retweets and i’ll get dogecoin tatted on my ass (pictures included) ☻

Me walking into my minimum wage job after purchasing all my #dogecoin today

I’m in the bathroom and all I hear is “stop Carson out of all the spots to sit my fucking forehead isn’t one of them” and if that isn’t life with a toddler I don’t know what is🤷🏼‍♀️

I got a gun for anyone that even thinks about participating April 24th 🙂

This is science fiction. Except it isn't. "The main fuel supply line to the U.S. East Coast has shut down indefinitely after the pipeline's operator suffered what is believed to be the largest successful cyberattack on oil infrastructure in the country's history."

The US war in Afghanistan has been so nicely summarized here. From Eric Decostro's Facebook

With the Taliban growing more violent, an all-volunteer group of American veterans of the Afghan war launched a final daring mission to shepherd hundreds of at-risk Afghan elite forces and their families to safety. abcn.ws/2Wvgp6l