[meets guy, has a date, starts dating, gets engaged, gets married and has four children in one week]

"I want to break up with you" [PANICKS] BUT BABY I'M PREGNANT!

[broke up, ex finally moves on and goes on dates] no i don't want you but no one else can have you [continues to fuck things up]

[has sex with someone else while being fully aware of doing so] baby i was drunk, i didn't mean to cheat!!!!

no we can't have sex when you're pregnant my cock might punch the fetus

@UnaThsats Lonely, huh? Well, I'm here. You don't have to worry about that anymore.

@UnaThsats You're lovely, by the way.

@UnaThsats You don't have to thank me. You're beautiful all on your own.

@UnaThsats Of course. I'll message you, sweetheart.

||Crap. I'll be back soon.

with Brad Pitt

Sorry for abandoning everyone in DMs. I have a bad habit of disappearing.

||I spend more time on my other account than this one.

I would come here more often but a little someone needs attention on my other fake.

Roll, roll, roll.

I'm no good. I always abandon my accounts.

@ItsRyanGos Thank you, too!