it costs zero dollars to retweet my art 💕 your rt is my next client

I’d like to formally thank Schlatt for making me see the light, because I just took a monster shit and decided to try wiping sitting down just one more time. To my surprise, there was nary a spec of shit left on my asshole after only two wipes! Thanks big guy 👍✨

My music has been removed from all streaming platforms against my will and I feel sick.

don't feel like i'm doing enough, considering getting addicted to cocaine 😤☁️

A man claimed to have seen inter-dimensional beings on security footage 🤯👀

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Fellas is this true? 😂

While I don’t think the debate hosts were fair to Donald J. Trump, Kamala Harris exceeded most people’s expectations tonight. That said, when it comes to getting things done, not just saying nice-sounding words, I strongly believe that Trump will do a far better job. After

🚨 BREAKING: SPRINGFIELD, OHIO UPDATE During the Presidential debate, fact-checkers at ABC News stated that Donald Trump's claims of the Haitian immigrants "eating dogs and cats" had no credible reports according to the town's city manager. Over the last 2 days, I've

Dr Disrespect is playing Deadlock today! Please avoid queue if you are a minor

Tweet of the day by Suzy Redd 👊🔥

oh brother men cant have SHIT

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Yes.

Updated cartoon in the wake of the news that Ellen DeGeneres is fleeing to the UK

HOLY SHLIT!