I died during childbirth. The reason I’m alive today is because a resident defied orders and continued the efforts to revive me…and I was brought back. Everyone else had given up. 28 years later he was present at my daughter’s birth.

we need a 3 day weekend: 1 for errands 1 for social activities 1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

all high school teachers: that shіt won’t fly in college that shit in college: 🦅🛫🦉🦋🐝🦇🚀🛸🚁

to myself: go little rockstar.

“approved” “accepted” “congratulations” all 2022

How to dress your body type: 1) put on whatever you want

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Went to the mall to go Christmas shopping. Got a Auntie Anne’s Pretzel and went home.

my toxic trait: i'll wake up on time, but lay in bed until i'm late

It should be illegal to charge more than $1000 in rent if there’s not in unit laundry

Either you go after the life you want or settle for the life you get.

I really can’t hear without subtitles

nah imagine being the type of person that thought the government was trying to controls us wit masks & vaccines... and also celebrating abortion being made illegal. we really live amongst people like this and they validate each other like they make perfect sense.