just rewatched beyonce's love on top performance when she revealed her pregnancy and im laughing cause why was the camera focusing more on lady gaga like she's the father 😭

i've had like 600 mg of caffeeine today which has given me the ability to read people's minds and they're all mad at me

Oh that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

the shoulders, the stance, teaching the boy how to fish, she's fathering those children x.com/comfortkloss/s…

“Wyd after work?” is insane 😂 I’m showering and getting under these covers.

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room who knows where I’ll go next

this is what it’s like being 23

“do it scared” thanks but i have done everything scared. when is it my turn to do it calm

TAYLOR SWIFT OWNS HER MASTERS I REPEAT TAYLOR SWIFT OWNS HER MASTERS

when you think about it this is kind of like the swiftie declaration of independence

sometimes i think of these side by side pics of joan baez and bob dylan as kids and laugh out loud. sweet angel girl and some kind of aquatic creature of sorts

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again

"I asked Grok" and "I asked Chat GPT" well i asked Taylor Swift and she said "I think for me uhmm"

when ur parents tell u to be more girly so u end up liking girls

unfortunately for me, my nervous system does not know the difference between taylor releasing a new album/project and me being hunted for sport

ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

unfortunately taylor swift can do whatever she wants and i will remain tuned in because she wrote fearless at 17 and rewired my brain forever

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents