Who’s grand idea was it to use Saginaw Texas of all places to implement 400 fucking roundabouts

My hand smells like the morning after homecoming. Oh well that pound of boiled shrimp hit the spot for lunch

Worst fight I’ve ever witnessed

This girl really said “that’s very Oklahoma of you” and I’ve never been insulted more in my life.

WE REPEAT THIS DEFENSE IS FOR REAL

Moneyyyy on DDDDDD 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

DO NOT THROW THIS SANDERS

SEC! SEC! Chants happening in the OSU section in Austin right now is everything.

“See you never Texas” -SEC

Well i was a little off 63-17. Better luck next year tcu

LETS GO POKES!!!

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 7 Dec 2013 (via Twi Age 🥳).

I need a photoshop master. Dms are open

Yo Whataburger® how fast should a person get their order in the drive through? 8-10 minutes?

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 7 Dec 2013 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Damn girl I’ve dated barrel racers tamer than you

I didn’t ghost her i just gave her an Irish goodbye

When are you going to fix the persistent Xbox crashing