“Man I know imma be sleep as soon as I make it to the crib” Me as soon as I get home:

Damn, it’s kinda chilly this morning 👀

I vented to my male friend & he said “you’ll be ight”. 😭

Humans & our silly principles

Going on day 4 of no phone. So far I've had 4 amazing new life ideas.

But, if you are trying to reach me, send a blimp. Or light a joint.

Slightly enjoying that ppl have to physically pull up on me to talk to me.

Shorty has everything she needs. Y’all spoiled.

This mf started watching Joe Rogan on my tv at 9 in the morning

Who prayin on my downfall fr?

You’re wasting your time, beloved

today's vibe

GO STROS BABY Koe Wetzel

It’s not a gender thing. The toilet lid needs to be SHUT after every one uses it. That’s just cleanliness. Cmon y’all.

The Houston Astros are 2022 World Champions! 🏆

HTOWN BABY!!!! 🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼 #WorldSeries

They'll never stop being the Team People Love to Hate. But only 5 players remain from 2017. They've changed managers & GMs. And baseball changed the rules because of them. So face it, America. The Houston Astros are one of the great teams of modern times.

It’s in the details. 🏆

What do I do with myself now that baseball season is over? 😭

why do men have this weird irrational fear that women are going to use them for money they don’t even have????