nobody can piss you off like the person you love. i swear they hit a different type of nerve.

Snoop Dogg is making affirmation music and nursery rhymes for kids now. how can you not love him 🥺

I’m either losin it or I’ve already lost it

nobody: me at least 10x a day:

Mom: I want you back by 10 Me at 4:36am

Me after putting air in my tires.

Profile views don’t scare me, yeah I viewed your account and what 🧍🏽‍♀️

“are you okay?” no, from the bottom of my heart, i’m tired

I cannot hide irritation to save my life 😂

i do alot of illegal shit but i draw the line at littering bitch

When I say "cannabis" instead of "weed"

Me annoying When my man my man: annoys me:

When the problem asks “what’s the problem”

my ass in the morning trying not to fall asleep again 😭😭

i love asking 7 people for advice then do what the fuck i want

pets whenever u have a snack in front of them:

“lets go to target” me: