I would buy a minor some beer if they asked

My horny ass can not stop letting it linger

She’s a 10 but likes feminism and blm 👎

Shit in a bag, threw it in the microwave then pushed the baked potato button and got the fuck outta there.

Fuck a documentary let’s just do a murder

They’re passing out booze tattoos and scars come through

Someone like me should not be trusted. Me on the other hand? I’m different.

No you can’t tag along I only associate with scumbags and whores

Want to avoid a hangover? Drink the whole bottle then blow your brains out!

It’s always some professional ass women thinking they got the time to be fuckin around with the likes of me

They say I’m a real wacky bastard

Sitting in the corner, they don’t know I got pee rizz fr.

Saying “it is what it is” then drinking 30 miller lites

2 for 1 draft milly vanillies got me moving like a fuckin claymation figure

When a Limp Bizkit boy and a Korn girl meet they fall in love

Get her pregnant as a prank

Listening to 93 fuuuckkk hard rock radio

I reckon the chase of the pills and the powder corn liquor and women are the culprits to blame