Me: has online exam with all my notes and google Me: still gets a C

Just wanna see my 3 friends

I can’t stop eating my god I just can’t

RAM overload. System crashed.

I hate when people ask me what my type is like truly none of the guys i’ve dated have anything in common except that they don’t like me

me smiling at people under my mask thinking that they can see it

if i ever opened up to you i was joking

Fuck “hanging out” were calling it play again. Do you guys wanna go play

2020 was like “I know a place” ... and took us to hell.

Hi I’m toxic come over

thought i had coronavirus so i took a nap. i don’t think i have it anymore. cheers

I’m too young for my back to be hurting all the damn time

[My funeral] Boss: *solemnly placing his hand on my casket and sobbing* how could you do this to me we are so understaffed today

CDC says it’s now okay for healthcare workers to stick forks into electrical outlets

avoiding covid for two years has given me more of a god complex than I could have ever imagined, I know my time is coming but It’s at the stage where I genuinely think I’m built different