Did Chelsea just say “your daddy’s home” when Matt came over?! #youmeandmyex

Bowen is listening in the next room trying to remember everyone’s names and figure out who dated who #youmeandmyex

I’m so sorry but spare me. If you’re defending a man telling a whole pro surfer not to wear a fuckin’ bathing suit you need your head checked. Like NO. Not this time you contrarian little satans.

I asked why Carol Brady even needed a maid and Maria *very* passionately reminded me that Alice was with Mike & the boys before the marriage. Put me right in my place

People are already commenting on social media, saying Sarah Brady should be careful because she could be sued for defamation like Amber Heard. Threatening a complainant of domestic abuse so she’ll be quiet shows just how complicit society and the law is in silencing women.

Colin doing what he does best #belowdecksailing

If I was wasted on a yacht with two boyfriends I’d be having way more fun than Randy’s bummer ass #BelowDeckSailing

Me as a stew #BelowDeckSailing

Gary is such a little weasel #BelowDeckSailing

Mads did to Gary what men do to women allllll the time & I kinda love watching him squirm. Even though it’s all performative anyway #BelowDeckSailing

Let me break down why it's BS for a guy to say, "Doesn't the man get a say in whether to keep a baby?" Yes he does. Yes. He. Does. You know when that is? When he takes it out of his pants. Men. My brothers in Christ. Listen to me. Hear me now. 1/6

A lot of men defending Jonah Hill seem to think that them being expected not to cheat (or engage in cheating behaviors) is a boundary being forced by women & not simply the expectation of a monogamous relationship & it’s super weird

Nope.

Why do fuckboys on reality shows always FaceTime their moms and cry?

?? Why would I have wanted a 4 x 6 mm print? Like why even have that option lol CVS Pharmacy

I’m so over dating that I wouldn’t care if someone said “for our first meet, do wanna park next to each other & roll down the window & see if we vibe?

Was in my bathing suit by 10am today. Not a single pair of pants shall be donned today

A Republican president could stack the Supreme Court with justices who will rip away all of the progress we’ve made. hrc.io/1RkFeHS