I love when cats do that bunny kick with their toys that’s some good shit right there

When they ask how I spend my day at home alone I'm never alone

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say

this is how summer is going to feel like

Me waking up early in the morning because my cat wants food

getting an angel boyfriend as a man hater

me after crying and making a scene

don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

Me tomorrow at work when they ask me to work:

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

yo intentando no contarle mis planes a la gente antes de que se cumplan

Me watching that coworker who does absolutely nothing leave early

Why did he chomp it like an apple

yeah i’d love to stay and chat but i’ve got to get home and chew on my blanket

Eu sou tipo: "meu Deus, eu tenho tanta coisa pra fazer" e aí vou pra cama me deitar um pouquinho