“Cancel out my husbands vote” bitch if you don’t poison that man

this is what yall voted for btw

and just like that my parents aint gettin grandchildren

real

would y’all even let that man babysit your kids???? be fr

do NOT fuck with me today i am on a hate spree

pov the worst people you know on instagram today:

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Firmicus describes those ruled by Venus as "always surrounded by music"

You should be gatekeeping more often; stop sharing your secret spots, keep your cherished moments private, be elusive and mysterious, show the results instead of talking about them — keep things sacred.

The depth of intimacy possible between two people is directly proportional to their willingness to let go of who they think the other person is.

CACKLING.

The tree you loved as a child remembers you. It still breathes for you, knowing the air is traveling miles and miles, helping you live. Keep going.

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How did we get into this mess? You ask. Well, too many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers.

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

One of the funniest videos of all time. - Slips like a cartoon character on a banana peel - Professional photographer there - Woman literally jumping for joy - So embarrassed he runs runs away - Raucous cheers for the top embarrassing moment of his life

Mark Ruffalo on Donald Trump: “The guy is a convicted felon, a convicted rapist, he’s a pedophile. He’s the worst human being in the world. If we’re relying on this guy’s morality then we’re all in a lot of trouble. I love this country and what I’m seeing here is not America”